May 26 2012
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im that annoying minor character that no one cares about and is given the worst lines in the show
(via somethinghorrible)
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The year is 2042. “I was born in the wrong generation” a teenage white girl sighs as she listens to One Direction and cleans the lens on her vintage iPhone 4S.
(via iwillmindfuckyou)
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That awkward moment when you get old enough to realize Harry Potter was probably the result of an accidental pregnancy.
I mean. Lily was nineteen. And fighting a war. Let’s be real here, she and James never sat down and decided it was high time to have a family.
themanintheyellowroom said: #that awkward moment when two horny teenagers saved the world with their orgasms. SUCK IT BENEDICT XVIII
(via superheroing)
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if you play as toad on mario kart then you might have a medical condition
(Source: phlynn, via iwillmindfuckyou)
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- me: skips song by favorite band on ipod
- me:
- me:
- me: *feels guilty*
- me: *presses rewind*
- me: ok no i'm sorry mommy's here
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When you see yourself in the mirror
Sometimes you’re like:
Other times you’re like:
(Source: goo.gl, via nerdycommunity)
